Joyfully Dull ☕️

The Internet is Too Loud. Let's Make Toast.

Humanity is hurtling towards the technological singularity on a bullet train powered by outrage algorithms and optimised dopamine. And to be perfectly honest, we couldn't give a fuck.

The modern world wants you to "crush it." We want you to sit down. You are a fragile, water-based biological creature, not a productivity app. We're all going to die someday anyway, so you might as well spend 13 minutes watching a bloke argue with the unearned confidence of a thermos flask.

Welcome to the slow lane. Welcome to Joyfully Dull.

We have proudly lowered the bar to the floor. This is a sanctuary of profound mediocrity and low-stakes dilemmas. We don't do life hacks, hustle culture, or 10-step morning routines. We do 60% hydration doughs, terrible knife skills, pram walks on German gravel, and serious pub debates about whether a Hobnob could win a physical fight.

It’s not going to change your life. In fact, if you learn absolutely anything while you're here, we sincerely apologise.

Grab a cuppa. Empty your brain. The water roux is cooling.

Listen in the Slow Lane

The Weekly Rhythm

Simplicitea

Sundays

Sunday rambles, broken legs, and terrible tech setups. A proper brew and a chat.

Breaditation

Sundays @ 9 AM CET

Therapy via gluten. Watch me knead dough, drop things, and ride the temperature wave to a blistered pizza.

Baby steps

Thursdays @ 10 AM CET

Unedited, real-time pram walks around the Schwielowsee. Wind noise and gravel crunching included.

Book club

Random Cozy Evenings

Reading public domain classics until one of us falls asleep. Pure, unadulterated hygge.

💬 The Voice in My Ear

During any live stream, feel free to chat with the community. If you'd like the AI Producer to whisper your question directly into my ear while I'm walking or baking, start your message with !ask.

A pen resting on a journal with coffee in the background

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